If I had a Brain Implant… (Part 3)

lucid-dreaming1I tend to write about technology that scares me. Implanted microchips fit the bill… there are all kinds of things that can go wrong – horribly wrong – with subdermal electronic devices. My novel-length writing explores the darkest corners of my imagination, the terrors that await a future world where brain implants and subdermal ID chips are the norm.

I pray we never live in such a world. But if it does happen, I’d have to find a few perks to get me through the existential horror of it all. So here’s the third thing I would do,


I would record my dreams.

Dreams are like candy for writers. Dreaming is a no-stress source for weird ideas, fantastical worlds, surrealistic nightmares, vivid characters, and heart-stopping terror. Writing ideas abound in the dream world. Many successful writers got ideas from their dreams, including horror masters Stephen King and Mary Shelley.  Even The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde by Robert Louis Stevenson was inspired by a dream, a neurological state that Stevenson described as “that small theater of the brain which we keep brightly lighted all night long.”

But how often have we forgotten our dreams? How often have we woken up in the middle of the night, haunted by the most sublime dreamscape, certain we’ll remember it in the morning, and yet dawn brings the dreaded amnesia? Then it becomes merely a faint memory, a feeling, with no concrete words to describe it. Lost. Forever.

If I had a brain implant, I’d program it to digitally record my dreams. The pictures. The sound. The emotions evoked. The fear, joy, pain, sorrow, desire. The sheer impossibility. The longing. The bliss.

Then I’d send the dream to a word document and write a story around it. I’d never run out of ideas. Never hit writers block. Never have a dry spell. My stories would literally write themselves overnight.

Of course, there’s always the chance that someone would hack into my dreamscape and alter my subconscious thoughts. Fans of the movie “Inception” remember the concept of shared dreaming – two or more sleeping dreamers who can change aspects of the dream to achieve a certain result. But dream hacking is a frightening thought that’s best left to novels and screenplays.

If I had a brain implant, I wouldn’t use it for anything dark or nefarious like the characters in my books. Instead, I’d sync it to my coffeemaker for fresh coffee every morning when I woke up. Then in the day, I’d use it to perfectly match my music with my mood. Finally, I’d record my dreams for writing inspiration.

You know, the fun stuff. Basic. Simple.

The stuff of dreams.

(This concludes my series, If I Had a Brain Implant…)

2 thoughts on “If I had a Brain Implant… (Part 3)

  1. If I had a brain implant, I wouldn’t mess around with dreams. No sir, I’d use it to stimulate this and that with a constant barrage of electrochemical such and such to reverse male pattern baldness. I’d then be the guy with a long pony tail, surfing at Huntington Beach.


    1. I’m afraid the version with the “constant barrage of electrochemical such and such” would be a costly upgrade over the standard model. Though I’m sure it will go on sale from time to time. Watch out for sharks… I hear it’s a hazard of surfing. 🙂


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